Megan Fox And Jonah Hex: Perform New Movie: Jonah Hex is a unique mixture of horror story, comic strip and Western. You won’t have seen anything like it. That’s because almost everything is wrong with it. Every character is a stereotype,from the macho, scarred bounty hunter who’s lost his family and now goes round killin’ people (Josh Brolin) to a couple of cackling villains (John Malkovich and Michael Fassbender). Just about everything is under-explained, especially some super-sophisticated weaponry, Jonah’s unusual ability to talk to the dead, and some fights which may or may not be dream sequences.

Extremely violent and full of pointless explosions, logically incoherent, badly shot and poorly edited to the point of incomprehensibility, it’s only 82 minutes long but still seems to last an eternity. It comes across as an unwanted sequel to Wild Wild West, probably the most inane film of 1999. I kept myself awake by pondering who had the most embarrassing southern accent. I started off thinking it was Malkovich, but then Wes Bentley attempted an even sillier one, at which point Malkovich seemed to get jealous and shot him.
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